Caption Competition Image 2
Picture 2 - taken on the Haggis 1 tour. JB7 is briefing the troops.
| 1. "Howdee possee! Now the haggis has been up to his tricks again so we're going to split up into groups and track him down. Now, has anyone brought a car?" |
| 2. "Right I want a good clean fight, no nudging, swerving or overtaking on the left. Right off to your cars and come out fighting !" |
| 3. "Come on now I want to know! Who let the Haggises out of the van? Own up or I'll start singing." |
| 4. "No. Honestly... we're not lost..." |
| 5. "Look we will only have to wait another hour or so for Hoops to catch up." |
| 6. "My fly's undone?" |
| 7. "Now I'm not naming names, but the hotel says we can't go in as some of us... er... are wearing... erm... silly jumpers" |
| 8. "Now which of you wants these pads which look like they come from a princess... and which wants these which... erm... I think come out of a spitfire" |
| 9. "JB7 attempts to explain the merits of a van style 7 to a bunch of sceptical onlookers" |
| 10. "Hands up who wants to hear me sing again?" |
| 11. "OK, which of you bastards has put superglue on my shoes...." |
| 12. "Right, we're running way behind schedule and need to get to the hotel as soon as possible. Gav, you're driving. Everyone else - forget the 7's and into the back of the van!" |