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Picture 1 - taken on the Euro2001 tour. In case you don't recognise him from this angle that's Dave Hooper on the far left.
| 1. "Yes, I made my seats myself and I've been driving for several hours, why are you asking?" |
| 2. "Does my bum look big in this?" |
| 3. <David Attenborough mode> "And here, we see the mating dance of the lesser spotted tripe wibbler." |
| 4. "Using this larger exhaust has enabled me to speak much, much quicker" |
| 5. "Quick! Someone get a match! I'm going to fart!" |
| 6. Next upgrade is an arse that fits. |
| 7. Dave demonstrating his prowess at painstripping the bonnet of a se7en with a single fart. |
| 8. "Oi! Who's nicked me hula hoop(sic)!" |
| 9. "Ahh, you English pigdog, I fart in your general direction." |
| 10. The reason Caterham invented the SV. |